Thursday, July 16, 2009

... Ultimate Quote of the Day

I got this e-mail from a friend this morning, and it cracked me up:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap … be ready to receive a ton of shit!

Thanks, Christine!!!

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